Veni Vidi Vici

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…

WAIT JUST A MINUTE THERE!! He SAT on a wall!? The act of sitting means to seat ones self in a downward motion onto another surface.

Now tell me this, how the hell did Humpty Dumpty sit on a wall if the wall was like twice his height?

Pictures of this phenomenon coming soon to a Tumblr near you!