Veni Vidi Vici

So I was trying to convert a file to PDF using Adobe but for some reason it was asking me to create an account and so I filled out the information and clicked “Sign Up.” Upon doing so I thought I would have to open up and enter in some activation code which they would email me. Turns out it didn’t do anything. No account was created, no email was sent, and nothing happened. So I decided to go and find something else to assist me in converting my file to a PDF format. So after a few minutes of searching I stumbled upon a couple downloadable PDF converters. I decided to give one a go and it turns out it only “prints” out PDF files. Like seriously?? Who the hell wants a fucking program that “prints” out PDF files? You can print out a file once it’s in PDF format regardless… Anyways, I deleted that one and tried a second one. This one seemed to be working fine. That is until I opened up MS Word. When I opened up MS Word, a little box appeared telling me that I had a macro installed that could potentially create a virus so it was automatically disabled. I was fed up with useless converters and decided to just not convert it to a PDF file and just leave it as is. So I deleted the second converter as well. I opened up MS Word after deleting the converter and lo and behold the little box with the security warning appears again. This time I thought, for some foolish reason (most likely the ridiculous hour I was up doing this at), I would be able to solve this problem by restoring my computer to a restore point which of course doesn’t work because it doesn’t change any files. So after I sat through that and thought about what kind of a fool I was for even attempting such a dastardly deed, I finally decided to get to the root of the problem. Went straight to the MS Office Folder located under Program Files and searched through a couple folders till I found the little bastard. Then a simple right click and delete sent him straight to hell. Little bugger didn’t even see it coming >:]!! PDF stands for “Portable document format” but that makes no sense at all since any file is portable. What makes PDF so special huh? Thinks he’s a tough guy? Why don’t you just hop on outta that screen and put up your dukes?! I’ll open up a can of whoop arse on you and end your fiendish reign!!!